Sunday, April 3, 2011

No, These are Special Bananas

The next person who says to me, incredulous, "You must really like bananas," when I get a huge bag of them is getting the reply: "No, they're for an orgy tutorial in Stevenson Ranch."

That's for you, dumbass fellow banana hunter at the huge Wal-Mart!


  1. LMFAO!!! That's how you stick it to nosey people! Lmfao! I would pay good money to see the look on that ass clown's face!

  2. I wish I would have thought of that in the moment. Naturally, it came to me afterward.